10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is for loners.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.