10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs