10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.