10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"