10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Welcome to kicker school
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"