10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier