10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.