10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?