10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.