10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.