10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05