10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.