10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.