10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-