10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant