10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.