10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.