10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters