10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"