10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson