10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe