10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth