10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event