10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!