10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.