10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear