10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.