10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- im going to 2 out you to death
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is for fat, American losers.