10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is