10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.