10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Welcome to kicker school
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels