10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth