10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth