10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)