10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]