10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson