10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'