10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.