10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson