10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.