10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.