10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- It's Free To Fold...
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob