10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones