10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.