10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."