10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha