10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"