10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Welcome to kicker school
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.