10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is for loners.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs