10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.